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In a brilliant stroke of luck this morning, my cataloguing class was cancelled and I came home early to find that PAULA DEEN WAS ON! This was totally badass because I haven't watched Paula Deen in forever. Today she was preparing snack foods for a Girls' Night with her friend Susan whose face did not move. They made parfaits and some kind of shortcake and then they tap-danced. They tap-danced!

This is obviously not surprising because we all know how Paula rolls, but I was vaguely horrified at how much honey she thought needed to go on "plain vanilla yogurt" in order to make it edible. Plain yogurt is not vanilla-flavoured, Paula. It's just yogurt-flavoured. When the episode was over, I was left with a burning desire to go exercycle for a thousand years. I'm pretty sure there are calories involved in even just watching Paula Deen.

In honour of all this, I thought I would share my favourite Paula moment. The internet has probably already called this clip to your attention, but you can never have too much Paula Deen. Or too much lasagna sandwich.

I love this shameless lady.