Well hello, tiny Oh Henry bar. I'm not 100% sure you don't have gluten in you, but I am going to eat you anyways.
Just handed some candy out to a group of fifteen year old girls dressed as small prostitutes. While I sort of feel like if you're old enough for daily-wear fishnets, you're too old for Trick-or-Treating, there is a very real possibility these girls were drunk or on cough drops. And I might be super old, but far be it for me to deny someone that experience. Girls high on cough syrup need candy more than any other candy-needing group.
Sometimes I'm amazed I made it though my teenage years alive.
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